Hello, Randomites, and welcome to the first installment of the what the random Movie Review, where we will examine, argue about and then over-analyze current and past releases. These reviews and articles will cover a wide range of films and, while we will happily take suggestions for movies we should write about, we’re probably still going to do whatever the hell we want. Anyways, I’m the one with the keyboard. Mr. WTR just spends all of his time on his throne made of skulls, playing with his pet snow leopards Conan and Thundarr and yelling at the servants about why Back to the Future is the greatest trilogy of all time and explaining why he won’t give any of them raises or let them leave the house. He’s a meany.
Now, we know that most of you come to WTR to get your daily dose of weird and probably stalk one another just a little bit (it’s ok, everyone does it, so don’t deny it), but we figured adding some more content to the site might make it that much more interesting and, in the process, pick up some more subscribers.
These reviews are intended to just be fun and entertaining, not serious or long, drawn out and in depth discussions about the political, social and economic situations or theories that movies sometimes lend themselves to. Nope, not us. We here at WTR are made of classier stuff and we prefer the finer things in films, such as boobs, explosions, Kurt Russell, gun fights, gun fights involving dinosaurs and fart jokes *places monocle in left eye socket and swirls brandy sifter full of grape Kool-Aid*. Now then, let’s begin...
